Ethan and Dan are at the playground when...
Ethan (quite upset): "Daddy, a bee flew into my ear!!"
Dan quickly checks Ethan over, but finds no evidence of a bee or insect for that matter. "Ethan, I don't see any bee...you're okay, go play."
Ethan (now becoming frustrated by his father's incompetence): "No daddy, the bee flew INTO my ear and went into my tummy."
Dan: speechless
Ethan (starting to get upset as he realizes...): "Daddy, the bee is going to eat my food."
Allison (in a matter of fact tone): "Oh Ethan, it's okay. The bee will only eat a little bit and then fly out."
Dan: still speechless
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